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| i cant remember this dream that well now, but it was crazy!
so i think i was at some sort of gathering to view these sharks. it was a bunch of people in a public pool and these huge great white sharks would swim around with us. they didnt do anything vicious or anything.
but then, this mexican woman with a squirt bottle sprayed a bunch of red stuff in his face. it was fake blood, and even though it was fake, i guess the shark just got really mad cause she squirted so much into his teeth and was like laughing about it like he wasn't gunna actually hurt her. then he bit into her boob and dragged her around and when he bit all the way through it, her chest was all shredded flesh and there was blood flying out of her and cause of all the blood everywhere, the other sharks got really crazy too. everybody ran out of the pool. but the sharks were so pissed off, they charged straight through the side walls of the pool and like burrowed into the sand. you could see them like surfacing slowly, but finally they got stuck with only their mouths and heads right at the level of the sand, so you couldn't see them except their shape and if you stepped on them they'd eat you. i was really scary! and my mom was all walking around near the sharks head and his mouth would open and close and twitch. then some other stuff happened but i dont remember much. it was wacky
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| so top model is back
which means
new list of people i really don't like and want to be eliminated!!!
sundai: annoying and from bakersfield, yuck
amber: REALLY FUCKING FUCKING ANNOYING. i hope she dies and then jesus christ slaps her in the face before sending her to hell for causing so much pain and suffering to america. [for being annoying]
bianca: thinks she's too cool like a man, doesn't want friends, is a self declared bitch. says mean things about everyone and thinks shes smart or some shit
asian girl: might be nice and cool, but most likely annoying rich sorority type girl. also, one eye is squintier than the other.
nicole [bloody eyeball girl]: wishes she was allison and is a stupid freak. why the fuck would she bring a rusty wheelbarrow to high school instead of a backpack? can't connect with other girls? stop being stupid and get a life and be normal!
brittany math girl: i was like eh about her but now i don't like her cause she said something mean!
hippie bitch: she's just like whatever and doesn't care and her face looks like a man. some angles it looks nice.. but i dont like her braids and hippie shit.
favorites so far:
courtney [broken leg girl]: she is super pretty! and quiet and has a broken leg. hopefully once it heals she will catch up to everyone and kick everyone's ass!
laura: she's so goofy and i love her accent and that she castrates animals
WAIT BREAK, because i am doing this as i watch the show. IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH! ANNOYING AMBER IS GONE. THANK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok continued..
erin: i love her wisconsin accent or wherever its from plus that she screamed fuck yea when she got picked
actually sundai isn't that bad. she is optimistic about her ugly haircut which is refreshing because most girls cry when all their hair gets cut off.
news break! bianca's eyebrows are getting bleached!! haha what a loser!!!
HAHA SHE IS SO SAD ABOUT IT!
anyways let's talk about nice things. laura looks hot after her makeover!
so does rachel. she gives me hopes for girls with skinny necks and small heads. this is important because i am pretty sure my head is small. and since i have been in the market for a new hairstyle, i have realized my head is tiny, so i need to find a haircut that doesn't accentuate that and makes it look good! why a new hair cut? because my cat is sitting in the couch behind my head and eating my hair right now..
i am thinking about getting chin length hair, sort of a bob and possibly short bangs. i dont think i look good with long bangs, they need to be shorty short! or no bangs.
this all reminds me of how much i love allison from last season!!
HOT, YES???
yep. hot.
i hope bianca goes home.
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| Bug zappers are amazing. There are some freaky bugs that like to hang around my new house, so I bought this bug zapper at my local OSH, which attracts bugs from up to a 1/4 acre away using a UV light. As they approach the light, an electrically charged screen blocks their way and they get electrocuted and die.
It is soooo cool! There is one bug in particular that I was targeting with this device. It was at least an inch long, and at least half an inch wide and tall. It has white stripes on its back and big round antennae. After research, I have concluded that it is a June beetle.
June bugs are simply attracted to light, and it seems they have a pretty harmless reputation. Well, by the time I discovered this, I had already spent quite a bit of time and effort targeting these bugs, so I'm not turning back!
Last night was the first time I used this bug zapper and I have already captured one! I came out this afternoon to check on the zapper, and there was a June bug hanging on to the bottom of the zapper, but not in the correct position to die. So.. I used a piece of cardboard to poke it into the right position and then placed the zapper on top of him, so the only way he could escape was by climbing up the electric fence. He soon did so, but failed to die after 7 excruciating minutes of wiggling and squealing. Then he fell off the electric thing and laid on his back.. still wiggling and squealing, but to my dismay, not dying.
I thought to myself, "what a horrible person I am, letting this bug suffer so much and not trying to rescue him and set him free. After all, he does not seem to have any remaining desire to crawl into my home." So, to soothe my ailing conscience, I waterboarded him in insecticide for three minutes until he finally died. What an adventure.
Spiders also like to crawl into my home. They are not as susceptible to death by electrocution as flying insects are. So, to prevent my house from being invaded by spiders, I bought this insecticide that I can spray around all my doorways. Supposedly, any bugs that walk over this area, even after it has dried, die on contact.
Normally, I don't mind spiders. They are small and harmless and I respect them as long as they stay out of my way. But, like I said earlier, I live in a different home now. These bugs are not harmless, not small, and not nice looking. A spider walked through my garage with a torso at least an inch long and 3/4 inch fat. He looked like he could have been related to a baby tarantula. I didn't kill him. But I want to make sure if he comes near the inside of my home, he will be dead.
It was dark in my garage, so it may have looked like this:
or this:
or this:
I was bored so I changed a picture of myself into a bunch of different colored versions and took a screenshot. My mother thought it was cool, so that counts for something.
I like the orange, purple, and yellow ones the best.
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| yea my birthday is coming up and yes i have been thinking about it. the same hopeful way i daydream about my special day every year, until the day comes and it is absolutely dreadful. the reason for this: i try not to ask for things like attention, and i try not to bug people to remember my birthday, and i sit there quietly hoping that they just do and i get big surprises. the problem with that is, if i nobody knows your birthday is coming, because you didn't tell them or make any special plans, everybody will forget! this year is special though and it needs to be wonderful, so i will beg and plead and poke and remind everyone that my birthday is on friday, may 24th and i will be turning 21!!!! and most basically, we need to all get wasted in my honor.
all my friends are older than me, 22s, 23s.. and it's hard especially during this time of year when this wave of birthdays comes. end of march to mid-april, because i handpick aries boys and girls to be my friends. i like other people too, but the flimflammery of an aries is the kind of trouble i enjoy wrangling.
because they love me so much and can't have fun without me, they have deprived themselves of weekends spent downtown, just because i won't be able to come along. do not ask me about getting a fake id, i tried! not that hard but.. i asked.. also im scared of getting in trouble. haha. so when the day comes that i can finally go downtown, it will not only be a birthday for me, but a birthday for every friend of mine that sacrificed their free birthday shots just to spend time with me.
then i think in june sometime, when everyone has time off, we may go to vegas. but that might be difficult with no money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i have money these are things i will have:
-a nicer apartment
-clothes
-tattoos
-shoes
-most of my bikini hair permanently removed. oooh exciting! i hate pubes
-a new car
-a dog
-a cat
-a desk
-hangers
-my hair done (on my head)
-maybe someday i'll get lasik and won't be blind!
-maybe someday i'll buy a sailboat
yeap those are the things i earn money for
things that WOULD make me happy, don't cost money, but for some reason i don't have them, and of course i have no money, so that's why i'm sad:
-someone to do physical activities with (badminton, tennis, swimming, teach me to surf, racquetball, hiking, rock climbing, or kissing passionately! haaha)
-any part time job for extra pocket money/fun
i would love to do anything of those things, but it is hard when you have no one to play with. and hiking is scary to do alone. what if i disappear in the mountains and never return!
well, so since i'm done with classes, i had free time and wished to have a part time job. not many people are hiring until summer so it wasn't too easy. i decided to look on craigslist. after sending in nice little notes with an attached resume to a bunch of different listings, i realized that most of the listings are scams. they get you to send them your personal information, not even for the resume and address, but i think just for the email address! thats pathetic. anyway, there was ONE listing that i REALLLLLY wanted. basically, i get to sail a big boat, and talk people up, and serve them drinks. i'd be a first mate! so i was all sad cause i was sure everything was a scam, but amazingly, the only response i got was for that one listing i actually wanted! and the guy really liked me, but unfortunately, i have a job starting in june ( the 'important' job haha) so he was disappointed, because he needs someone permanent. but i asked if i could just be a backup then, and he said yes, and now basically i can come and sail his big boat for free whenever i want! .. as long as the boat isn't already full with paying customers.. haha but if for some reason they did need me, then i have a chance to actually make money off of it. but oh well, it will still be fun to just be able to sail again.
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